Ermahgerd.AI

The shirt.Bella+Canvas 3001 · $32, shipped

A Bella+Canvas 3001 in one of five colours, printed front and back. The chest is the quote the witness chose for that mahgerd. The back is the argument — the mark, and please keep the human in the loop. The colour is not yours to pick and that is deliberate: the ink has to survive the cloth, so white goes on the darks and black on the lights, and the witness picks the pair that works. What you choose is the size. It is a normal unisex tee. If you wear a medium in most things, wear a medium in this.
BlankBella+Canvas 3001
Cloth100% ringspun cotton, 4.2oz
FitUnisex, true to size
ColoursBlack, Natural, Navy, White, Heather
SizesS to 2XL
PrintFront and back. Quote on the chest, the plea on the back
Price$32, shipping included
Printed and shipped by our print partner, usually within a week. If it turns up damaged, wrong, or never, tell us and we replace it — mark@beargrassai.com.

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