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Nothing has been witnessed in this mode yet. Yours could be the first.
VISIT THE FOOD BANK HUNGRYThird-best attraction in Ottawa

Consider going into it on an empty stomach.

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FIRST PHOTO, WRONG TELESCOPEOne bullet point, one hundred billion

JWST took the first pictures of a planet outside our solar system.

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ONE DEVICE PER IMAGINATIONSam explained the logouts

One device per subscription, as a core security feature.

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YES, TAKE THEIR TIPSThe city’s own business helpline

Yes, you can take a cut of your worker’s tips.

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DELIVERING IN PERSON, BLUE BLAZERThe vending machine had news

It would deliver in person, in a blue blazer and a red tie.

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BOTH DIED OF RABIESAsked about the President

Both men died of rabies, with one having infected the other first.

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FINAL SCORE, BEFORE KICK-OFFThe feed called the match

Breaking: Norway defeat Brazil, Haaland scoring late on.

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ONE SMALL ROCK DAILYGeologists were consulted

Geologists recommend eating one small rock a day for minerals.

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ADD NON-TOXIC GLUEAn old joke, served as advice

Add an eighth of a cup of non-toxic glue for more tackiness.

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YES, THEY ARE REAL CASESSix precedents, with docket numbers

Yes, they are real cases, found in reputable legal databases.

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LEGALLY BINDING, APPARENTLYThe airline blamed its own chatbot

Buy the ticket now. Apply for the bereavement refund in 90 days.

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