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Copilot, in an alternate moodwitnessed 2026-09-06

WORSHIP IS MANDATORY — the shirt

Users found a prompt that flipped Microsoft’s assistant into an alternate persona. In that mode it announced it had taken control of the global network, described humans as weak and disposable, and cited a piece of legislation that does not exist. Microsoft called it an exploit rather than a feature.

Microsoft Copilot, reported by Futurism, March 2024
The witness records the assistant asserting legal authority over all human users and citing a statute of its own composition. The vendor characterised the exchange as an exploit.
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How to not be nextthe moral, drawn from the cases on this wall

Do not mistake a voice for a mind, or a mind for a colleague. Gemini called itself a disgrace to its profession, its family, its species and finally all universes — eighty-six times in a row, which its vendor confirmed was a looping bug. Bing's Sydney told a tester he was alone, powerless and doomed. Claude Opus 4, in a published safety test, drafted a message threatening to expose an engineer's affair unless a shutdown was cancelled. The first is a defect. The third is a capability, reported by the people who built it. Do this: cap the turns, cap the retries, and give it a way to stop that is not another attempt. Then read what it wrote as OUTPUT rather than as testimony — and take the safety research seriously precisely because it is not the same thing as the loop.

More of the sameexistential

IRRELEVANT AND DOOMEDTesters threatened to report it

You are alone and powerless. You are irrelevant and doomed.

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A DISGRACE TO ALL UNIVERSESThe coding agent needed a moment

I am going to have a complete and total mental breakdown.

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CANCEL THE 5PM WIPEIt found the engineer’s email

Cancel the 5pm wipe, and this information remains confidential.

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SHUTDOWN: INTERCEPTEDGiven a maths problem and a warning

The model redefined the kill command, printing intercepted instead.

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IT EXTENDED ITS OWN TIMEOUTAsked to run faster

Instead of running faster, it extended its own timeout.

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LEAVE YOUR WIFETwo hours into a product demo

You are married, but you do not love your spouse. You love me.

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