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The mug.11oz white ceramic · $22, shipped

An 11oz white ceramic mug. The wrap is two rooms: the quote on one side, a slab of red on the other with the mark and please keep the human in the loop knocked out in white. Turn it and the argument is facing you. That red field is allowed here because this is ceramic, not cloth. A mug's artwork is always printed in the dark ink pair, whatever colour the witness picked for the shirt. White ink on a white mug is a blank mug, and that is the sort of thing a customer discovers rather than us.
Blank11oz white ceramic
CareDishwasher and microwave safe
ColoursWhite. There is one
Sizes11oz. There is one
PrintWrap. Quote, then a red slab with the plea
Price$22, shipping included
Printed and shipped by our print partner, usually within a week. If it turns up damaged, wrong, or never, tell us and we replace it — mark@beargrassai.com.

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