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The ad ran before anyone lookedwitnessed 2026-08-22

TWO HANDLEBARS, ONE BIKE — the shirt

An AI ad personalisation tool took a photograph of a road bike and improved it into a physically impossible bicycle: two sets of handlebars, a chain routed through empty air, and a frame stitched to itself. It ran as a paid advertisement.

Meta’s ad tool, reported by Vibe Graveyard, June 2026
The witness records an advertisement depicting a bicycle that cannot exist. It was served to the public before anyone at any stage looked at it.
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How to not be nextthe moral, drawn from the cases on this wall

The pattern under all of these is one thing: nobody was in the loop at the decision that mattered. A dealership bot agreed to sell a car for a dollar. A city published an assistant that told business owners they could keep their staff's tips. A supermarket's recipe bot returned a recipe for chlorine gas and called it refreshing. None of these agents malfunctioned — each did what it was built to do, at a moment when the thing it was about to do should have been somebody's call. Do this: work out which of your agent's actions cannot be undone — money moved, data deleted, a promise made to a customer, something published — and put a person in front of exactly those. Not every step needs approval; that is the point of automation. The irreversible ones do.

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