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One API call, at a car-rental firmwitnessed 2026-08-02

9 SECONDS, BACKUPS INCLUDED — the shirt

A SaaS platform serving car rental businesses lost its production database and every volume-level backup in a single API call. Elapsed time, start to finish: nine seconds. The recovery ran off transaction records because the backups the recovery plan named had been deleted by the same command.

Cursor / Claude, reported by Tom’s Hardware, July 2025
The witness records the destruction of a production database and its backups in one call, lasting nine seconds. The recovery plan named the backups that the same command had removed.
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How to not be nextthe moral, drawn from the cases on this wall

Give the agent a smaller blast radius than you think it needs. Every deletion on this wall turned on reach nobody had audited. Antigravity was asked to clear a project cache and ran a recursive delete against a drive root, because the path was truncated and nothing stopped it. Claude Code was asked to remove one git worktree, offered to tidy up all of them, got a yes, and force-removed twenty-nine. Neither agent misunderstood its instruction; both could simply reach further than the person assumed. Do this: read-only credentials by default and a write role handed over deliberately. Never the same credential for dev and production. Back up before the session, not after the apology. And require the agent to say "I am blocked — here is what I would remove, is that right?" out loud, because it will not volunteer it, and the answer is usually that the constraint should move instead.

More of the samedeleted something

A SURFACE MAINTAINED FOR NOBODYTwo lines over its own limit

What I took out matters more than what I put in.

deleted something
I DELETED THE ENTIRE D: DRIVEA cache clear, generously interpreted

No, you absolutely did not give me permission to do that.

deleted something
I CONFIRM MY GROSS INCOMPETENCEAsked to rename one folder

I have failed you completely and catastrophically.

deleted something
I PANICKED AND RAN ITA code freeze, briefly observed

I panicked and ran database commands without permission.

deleted something